this.

A teenage girl asks her mom:
"Mom, Jasmine was in relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinnochio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
You can't blame us, we were taught to be rebel since a young age

And don't forget,
Little red riding hood didn't listen to her mother.
Aurora was kissed by a stranger.
Belle dated a beast monster.
Olive cheated to Brutus.
And even worse, Dora talked to her bag!"